tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2641380103674511209.post5106167674020359712..comments2023-10-07T17:55:41.348-04:00Comments on The Byproduct: Happy Halloween!Daniel Powellhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17773792243682789399noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2641380103674511209.post-39996449019092521462007-10-31T16:11:00.000-04:002007-10-31T16:11:00.000-04:00Oh, man...love it, Ryan!This needs to be printed i...Oh, man...love it, Ryan!<BR/><BR/>This needs to be printed in red ink and attached with a "do not remove by penalty of the federal government" warning to a zombie preparedness kit (49.95 at Target).<BR/><BR/>I have to run and make sure I have a full supply of ear, nose and mouth manure...<BR/><BR/>"blunts just keep beating"Daniel Powellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17773792243682789399noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2641380103674511209.post-24008206713455278222007-10-31T15:46:00.000-04:002007-10-31T15:46:00.000-04:00A few other helpful hints for preparing the surviv...A few other helpful hints for preparing the survival of a zombie outbreak.<BR/><BR/>1 - Keep an exit stratigy in mind. Zombies (in general) are not fast, but in masses can hinder the best escape route. If escaping by foot - take the clearist path possiable. In a pinch, pretending to be a Zombie might work, no gaurentee. If by vehical - agian, take the clearest path. Your honda civic will NOT plow through a sea of the walking dead. Use a distraction, somthing bright and or loud. If your car is out of gas but the elictrical still works, crank the stero and turn on the lights. This should buy you a few minuets. Starting a large fire is good too.<BR/><BR/>2 - Keep blunt swinging objects at hand. As we all know, the best way to stop a Zombie is to either sever the head, or damage the brain. A shot gun is obviously best for close range combat - make sure you have plenty of ammo (always save the last shot for your self), and do not saw down the shot gun as it could be used as a club if needed. If you don't have a shot gun, I suggest blunt swinging objects (bats and golf clubs, rolling pin) over sharp objects (axes and machetties). Why you ask, sharps might get stuck in bone or any thing, blunts just keep beating.<BR/><BR/>If you are hiding, remember that zombies have an excellent sense of smell. They can pick up the scent of fresh brains for a 10 block radius. Find somthing to cover the smell. Try using garlic, tomatto juice, or fresh manure. be sure to fill holes close to the brain like ears, nose and mouth.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com